The Gynecologist

A middle-aged woman

Seemed sheepish as she

Visited the gynecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,

'you've been seeing me for years!

There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange...'

'Let me be the judge of that,'

The doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were five pence pieces in the bowl.'
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,

Plink-plink-plink, and there were ten pence pieces and this morning there were twenty pence pieces !
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,

'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting
Hand on her shoulder..
'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'
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