The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled:
YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE
He stormed in to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now
on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is
Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going upstairs with me and we will have the
kind of lovin that I want. Afterwords, you are going to draw me a bath so
I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
robe. After which, you will massage my feet and hands..
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, 'The fricken' funeral director would be my first guess.'
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